Emma: If vegetables could eat things, would they be carnivores?
Me: What do you mean? Emma: Well, if they ate other vegetables wouldn't they be cannibals? Me: I suppose so. . . But maybe they could eat other vegetables that weren't directly related to them. Like, lettuce couldn't eat spinich or cabbage. Emma: But they're all still vegetables. Me: It's like me eating a cow. It's still a living, breathing thing, but I can eat it. Or like a cow eating a cat....or a horse. Emma: That gave me a bad image. What about brussle sprouts? Those are like mini cabbages. Me: That probably would be paired with the spinich and lettuce and cabbage. Emma: So potatoes could eat a tomato and stuff like that. But an red onion couldn't eat a green onion, or a yellow onion or a white onion. Or a leek. Me: Right. Emma: What would be at the top of the vegetable food chain then? Me: Probably something that wasn't directly related to anything so could eat anything. Emma: Like a tomato. Me: Or a . . . Emma: Artichokes. They're so weird that nothing is like them. Me: We really should go to bed. Emma: So, we've established this. Artichokes are at the top of the food chain. And to all a good night. That's Shakespeare, by the way. Me: That's actually Charles Dickens..........wait... that's actually Santa Clause. Ever have useless nonversations that you'd like to share?
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Rose
3/21/2015 06:41:33 am
This reminds me of VeggieTale's Lord of the Beans. ;) At one point smeagol (played by Mr. Lunt the gourd) is floating on a fountain of grape juice. It's slightly disturbing.
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Jesus girl! (aka Hannah)
3/21/2015 11:18:02 am
I know right? ;)
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The Weirdo thinking about Cannibal veggies
3/21/2015 12:51:50 pm
And to everyone a good night. That's Shakespere
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Cameo and Ivy
3/22/2015 03:43:16 am
That's just plain hilarious.
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The weirdo thinking about cannibal veggies
3/22/2015 08:58:22 am
Haha!:)
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About Me!Hannah writes to satisfy her imagination. She's written six books so far--five of which need to be rewritten--and is working on a seventh. She ranges through a variety of genres, but favors contemporary YA, fixing broken characters. She wants to use her writing to change people and bring hope. She's currently going to college for Nursing and that takes up most of her writing time. She's a rather stereotypical writer, talking to imaginary friends, eavesdropping on people at the store, secretly being nosy, stashing herself away in her room with a paper and pen and chocolate and her teddy bear. She loves Jesus, the way the morning smells, her family of seven (four siblings), old movies, fairy tales, candles at night and helping people. She writes on another blog at nerdywriter.blogspot.com to hopefully build her chances of publication. My Author Site:Archives
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